A little dental humor to put a smile on your face!
An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked. “Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years.” the dentist beamed.
To which she replied, “What will they do without me?”
Isn’t there a cheaper way?
A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”
“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”
“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.”
“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”
The biggest cavity
“Open wider,” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
“Good grief!” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen... the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”
“OK Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.”
“I didn’t!” said the dentist, “That was the echo.”
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young man,” asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque
“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist. “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but...” “Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again?”
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.
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